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MartyStrat54 · 10-02-2009, 03:25 PM

That's what is the same about riding a moped and fucking a fat chick. You don't want your friends to see you on either.

If you are a fairly decent looking guy, you probably have been shallow. If you have great looks than you are probably shallow all of the time. Nothing wrong with it, especially if you ain't ready for the big "commitment." I mean if you are banging three or four chicks at a time, you need to concern yourself with your juggling skills and not worry about being shallow, because you know you will be dumping one or two of them soon anyways.

But yes, it doesn't matter if you banged a hot chick or a fat one, they still get this sensation of, "He's my man!" Ohhh, that's frickin' scary. So if you pop a hottie or bang a whale, 98 per cent of the time they are already thinking about taking the relationship to the next level (and there ain't too many levels before it becomes the "Marshall is taking up to much space in 'our' apartment."

The best thing that has happened to me at least a dozen times is when you are banging a nice looking chick and after about two weeks or so, she dumps you. To coin the Austin Powers phrase, "Yeah, Baby!" Who cares why she dumped you? You don't think about that. You think, "Wow...I banged that hot chick for three weeks and now I don't have to tell her I'm dumping her. If you get one or two like that, it is like a free seat on an airplane.

Creamin' without a condom. In America, it can lead to 18 years of child support. I never wanted to go there my friends. Plus it links you with the mother. What happens when you do want to get married? This "other" chick is now popping into your life again just to make you miserable.

Another thing to touch on to. Psycho bitches. The worst kind. You can bang one and not even know it until it is too late. They are capable of almost anything. You can tell them it's over and to them it's just begun. It is very difficult to tell a psycho chick from a hottie. If they start telling you a lot of intimate stuff about themselves after two beers...look out!

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